ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK Dank By Definition 3.5gram

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Hybrid - 50% Sativa /50% Indica

THC: 20%, CBD: 1%

White Apple Tartz is an Indica Leaning Hybrid (60/40): ≃ 23-26% – this strain – This refreshing hybrid cross of White Runtz x Apple Fritter, redolent of crisp Granny Smith and sweet Honey crisp, is sure to dazzle. Sour and tart, sharp and enlivening, evocative of those enormous perfectly green, perfectly ripened apples of your childhood – crisp and invigorating. Though like most, the metaphoric apple doesn’t fall far from either side of the tree here – the Apple Tartz has a surprising sweetness that lingers for only a second, lent by the White Runtz. As well, the melding of these two flavor profiles produces a diesel/gas overtone that is zesty and refreshing – and a soft floral note that keeps you guessing and tasting – no flavor profile is left out here. Energizing and uplifting, but smooth and focused, the Apple Tartz feels true hybrid, with the high taking an ever so slight sativa tilt at times. Have it for breakfast.

Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 60% Sativa / 40% Indica

THC: 15% - 22%, CBD: 1%, CBN: 1%

With THC levels that reach 22% in some tests, this is a very potent sativa-heavy hybrid. Lemon Skunk, which has a sativa/indica ratio of 60:40, is the award-winning descendant of two distinct Skunk phenotypes that were selected specifically for their tangy lemon traits. The aroma is Skunky and sweet while the flavor is reminiscent of sweet lemons and other citrus fruit. Lemon Skunk delivers a heady, peppy cerebral high that comes with a boost of energy and creativity, a dose of happiness, and a euphoric kick. It's an uplifting yet lazy experience. The sativa genes offer effective treatment for depression, nausea, chronic pain, and everyday stresses. CBD levels are a bit higher than average in this strain, roughly 0.5% in some tests, but not high enough to recommend it as treatment for conditions that respond to CBD, such as epilepsy. Dry mouth and watery eyes are the only widely reported negative effects of Lemon Skunk, though paranoia, anxiety, and dizziness are also possible. Found up and down the West Coast, this strain is also popular in Colorado. It occasionally circulates on the black market, as well.

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

THC: 19% - 29%

Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you'll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with thin orange hairs, dark purple undertones and a coating of frosty tiny white purple-tinted crystal trichomes.